Archive | August, 2011

AT&T, please dice up your modem and shove it up your ass sideways

MFW I get home, go on youtube. Click play. f##kING jitter none stop.

Checks the ADSL modem’s config page…

Incoming: 768 kilobits per second
Outgoing: 128 kilobits per second (16 kilobytes per second)

Like seriously? I can’t even smoothly upstream Skype videos.

Hmmm… Time to upgrade. Calls in their service center and they are f##king CLOSED. ARE YOU s##tTING ME?

f##k you AT&T

This makes me proud

Semmarit in China: Zhong Guo Ren Music video

五千年的风和雨啊 藏了多少梦
黄色的脸黑色的眼 不变是笑容
八千里山川河岳像是一首歌
不论你来自何方将去向何处

一样的泪 一样的痛 曾经的苦难 我们留在心中
一样的血 一样的种 未来还有梦 我们一起开拓

手牵着手不分你我昂首向前走
让世界知道 我们都是中国人

I can’t believe I used to be able to sing this. Must find that music sheet for the flute :)

Biggest facepalm ever

Walked into Co-op building, overheard the receptionist calling “Sun Life Financial Inc.” “Fun Life”

/facepalm, co-op your stupidity made my day

u mad robbers?

1 month = 30 days
1 day = 24 hours
1 hour = 3600 seconds

Rogers Internet: 10 megabits/s

3600*24*30*10 = 25,920,000 megabits = 3,164.0625 GB ~= 3TB.

and I only pay 50 bucks extra, umadbro?

Skype is such a s##tty software

Dear Skype:

What the f##k are you doing?

  • Why are you taking so much memory? 250 MB
  • Why are you using so much CPU cycles? 24.2%
  • Why are you using so much CPU cycles while using webcam? 80+%

Who the f##k wrote you?

  • Which idiot wrote the program?
  • Why does it take so long to load conversation histories? They are in a SQLite3 db.

I would personally like to meet the idiots that wrote Skype and sock each and every single one of them.

Why the hell does it take forever to load the conversation histories? I wrote this snippet and if I wanted to I could have dressed it up a bit to make it look nice, but that doesn’t even take remotely as long as Skype.

<?php
$db = null;
try {
    $db = new SQLite3("main.db", SQLITE3_OPEN_READONLY);
} catch (Exception $e) {
    echo "Caught exception: ", $e->getMessage(), "<br/>";
    print_r($e->getTrace());
}
$result = $db->query("SELECT * FROM Messages WHERE type=61 ORDER BY id");
while ($row = $result->fetchArray(SQLITE3_ASSOC)) {
    echo "<strong>", $row["author"], "</strong>: ", $row["body_xml"], " at ", $row["timestamp"];
    echo "<br/>";
}
?>

What the f##k are you doing Skype?

As I computer science student, I don’t know what the f##k you are doing Skype.

CS446 Final Exam

27 pages… 42 questions

42 QUESTIONS

FOURTY TWO QUESTIONS

At least I passed… So… That’s 1 course in the bag.

Assignment Title Grade Course Average
Assignment 1
93.33
79.23
Assignment 2
95
73.33
Assignment 3
100
80.38
Assignment 4
100
81.67
Exercise 0
100
89.87
Exercise 1
100
51.28
Exercise 2
100
32.05
Exercise 4
100
44.87
Section 1
80.77
67.67
Section 2-I
83.33
75.21
Section 2-II
83.33
57.37
Section 3
100
92.31
Exercise 3
100
50
Final Exam
73
66.47

The Alloy and KWIC stuff screwed me over in the final -20 marks instantaneously…

Oh well 80% :)