Stupid things my roommate did:
- The door have a handle for a reason, next time you close the door please be kindly to turn the handle down, close, and release handle gently, I swear to god, I will find you when you get married, I will break into your house, and slam random doors while you are having sex with your wife.
- If you are going to steal shampoo from a CSer…. Well big mistake there, we don’t take showers so when the shampoo bottle gets light we know what happened. Hell next time, study their pattern. They are smart. Steal their s##t right after when they use it, so that next time they won’t notice the difference.
- Okay you numb f##k! Last time I closed the bottle’s cap, and today when I took a piss, hey! guess what? it is open, if you are going to use my s##t, at least leave it the way you found it! Fine, I just won’t buy anymore shampoo and you can get the next round, I guess I will just have to shower more :)